Homophobie canine
By Windmill - 06/05/2022 08:20 - France
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You are now a certified FML member
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Bon, je pense qu'une petite explication s'impose. Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Entre nous, il n'y avait pas de routine, de déclarations neu neu ni de trop plein de bons sentiments. On était juste bien et évidemment il y avait le petit lot d'engueulades. Et puis il a connu des évènements malheureux, voire très durs. A partir de là il s'est enfermé et m'a rejeté. Alors je l'ai laissé tranquille un long moment. Puis je suis revenue et là j'ai eu droit à "c'est pas toi, on était bien, mais le bonheur ça me fait chier, j'ai pas envie". Voilà, pour vous aider à mieux comprendre.
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Bonjour, en tant qu'auteur de cette VDM je suis ravi de constater qu'elle a été publiée, alors j'ai ouvert un compte dans la foulée histoire d'apporter quelques précisions. Tout d'abord je n'ai pas jugé utile de spécifier si l'anecdote avait eu lieu à Paris ou ailleurs, mais je remarque avec amusement que le titre ne pouvait pas être mieux choisi : ça s'est effectivement passé sur la fameuse ligne 13, plus précisément au terminus aérien de Châtillon - Montrouge (raison pour laquelle il fallait emprunter un escalier descendant pour en sortir, comme le suggère la phrase de l'inconnu), alors je tiens à féliciter l'équipe modératrice d'avoir vu juste. Ensuite le toucher au dos était bel et bien intentionnel, et je n'ai pas manqué de rétorquer à cet homme que le flux de voyageurs marchant devant moi ne me permettait pas d'avancer plus vite (alors que j'ai tendance à dévaler rapidement les marches en temps normal), ce à quoi il m'a répondu que je devais céder le passage avant de justifier sa vulgarité (que je lui ai évidemment reprochée juste avant) par des phrases non argumentées du style "Ça se voit que t'es un p'tit connard" tout en minimisant le caractère injurieux de son propos. À partir de là j'étais définitivement fixé sur l'impossibilité de raisonner cet individu pour le moins égoïste et méprisable. Bien entendu, je ne l'ai pas attaqué physiquement en retour puisque lui ne m'a agressé que verbalement, mais ça n'en demeure pas moins agaçant d'être désigné comme bouc-émissaire sans aucun fondement.