By gabelous - 15/02/2013 18:59 - France - Champigny-sur-marne
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Salut à tous, Après quelques commentaire sporadiques, voici la version des faits ! Déjà merci de m'avoir publiée, ça a été la surprise de la journée et ça a bien fait rire mon copain qui ne se doutait pas que j'avais posté sa petite phrase ! Ensuite j'ai bien rigolé sur certains des commentaires, ça va loin parfois sur l'adoption, je ne m'attendais pas vraiment à ça ! Alors pour ceux qui se demandent comment on peut se disputer avec son chat, voici un petit tuto super simple, que connaissent déjà certains d'entre vous d'après ce que j'ai lu : 1. Faire la lessive et changer les draps du lit 2. Revenir 1h après dans la chambre et constater que le chat a vomi à la place du chéri 3. Chéri qui cours derrière le chat pour l'engueuler 4. Chat qui miaule pour protester depuis le dessous du canapé 5. Chéri qui claque la porte pour le bouder en lui disant qu'il a été adopté Sur le coup j'étais vraiment écroulée de rire et j'ai voulu partager ça avec vous tous ^^ P.S : le chat le vit bien, comme si on ne lui avait jamais rien dit, je me demande bien pourquoi ;)