Romantique
By Anonyme - 01/10/2010 11:17 - France
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Je suis l’auteure de cette « presque VDM ». C’est la 1ère fois que j’en publie une mais c’était plus que nécessaire!!! J’ai encore du mal à croire que ça puisse sentir aussi fort à cet endroit là! C’est une collègue arrivée 1 semaine plus tôt et honnêtement elle ne sentait pas mauvais les jours précédents... je me dis qu’elle devait avoir une serviette hygiénique pas très fraiche ou bien un souci localisé car autrement, je ne vois pas. Voilà tout! Merci à ceux qui auront pris le temps de lire et bonne continuation à tous sur VDM!
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Bonjour à tous je suis l'auteure de la VDM (ça devait faire 3ans que je m'étais pas CO avec ce compte bref !) Pour préciser on a l'habitude de s'envoyer des petits pics avec mon copain pour rigoler, on rigole de tout, on est pas susceptible ici et tant mieux ! Donc sur le coup sa réponse m'a calmée j'avais rien à réponde, y a eu un blanc et on a rigolé. Je me prends pas pour un mannequin ou quoi mais je vois que beaucoup de personne prennent tout au sérieux c'est dommage ahah