By Madelle - 13/01/2011 21:00 - France
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
See, one of you was right.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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By zesun7 - 04/10/2011 11:03 - France
Fake ? Non. Dans cette situation, on n'est pas très... concentré, on pense des choses mais on en dit d'autres et les mots se ressemblent un peu on va dire, donc voilà.
By charlili - 24/11/2011 12:16 - France
J'aurais aimé avoir un médecin compréhensif... J'ai juste eu le droit a des pilules et de la crème..
By Laura - 02/01/2012 11:47 - France
By swissedelic - 24/01/2012 12:55 - Suisse
Alors là j'avoue que vous me faites plaisir avec vos réactions, on sent les connaisseurs! Pour le complément d'anecdote, je pense que les deux séquences qui m'ont le plus grillé ont été: 1. Attraper le bout de pain que me tendait le père de ma copine en criant "COUILLERE" (certains avaient visé dans le mille!). 2. Déclarer, avec un naturel déconcertant, que le dessert préparé par la mère de ma copine "ne m'avait pas l'air bien de mise". A bien y réfléchir, je pense que je vais éviter de retourner les voir tant que ma copine ne leur aura pas expliqué la vérité, ce qu'elle se refuse à faire jusqu'ici car "écouter mes parents me reparler de ce repas, c'est trop bon". Mais je l'aime quand même ;-)
By LowAndLo - 28/01/2012 13:48 - France
J'ai d'ailleurs rangé ma chambre dans les 2H qui ont suivis, sous l'oeil vigilant de ma mère et les petits rires de ma soeur :) Je sais pas si c'était vraiment de l'humour mais elle connais le moyen de me faire chanter x)
By Anonyme - 04/02/2012 22:44 - Reserved
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By noooooooonn - 21/02/2012 22:55 - France
Le paon commença sa cour en essayant d'attirer mon regard sur lui : Il dit en parlant très fort " Oh il y a beaucoup de monde dans se métro, je n'ai pas du tout envie de me faire draguer ! " La rame étant bondée, impossible de fuir ! Je n'avais plus qu'a tenter de ne pas croiser son regard ! " Je ne vois pas d'alliance, c'est bon, je peux y aller ! " " La place se libère à côté de moi " En ajoutant que l'homme concerné devait avoir au moins 15-20 ans de plus que moi !