Honnête
By Plaquee - 15/09/2011 00:32 - France
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By Plaquee - 15/09/2011 00:32 - France
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By mimo - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By crapauchon - 08/07/2008 08:01
En fait, ce n'est pas moi qu'il trompait (si l'on peut dire) mais plutot sa copine officielle qu'il trompait avec moi sans que je sois au courant!! Depuis, je comprends beaucoup mieux pourquoi il avait si peu de temps pour me voir! Et il a craché le morceau dès que j'ai insisté un peu donc c'était bien vrai! Quant à la "balance", je crois qu'il aime pas trop les agissements de son copain avec les filles car il m'en a raconté d'autres qu'il a fait qui sont pas mal non plus (apparement, il y aurait meme une troisième fille dans l'histoire!). Je crois qu'il aimait pas trop me voir me faire prendre pour une conne! Par contre, en ce qui concerne la remarque de mon père, il était sérieux, il a même pas dit ça pour rigoler!!! Certaines générations ne changeront jamais! (ah oui, et au fait Flea, je ne suis plus vraiment une "zado"!! lol)
By Grita Banana - 08/07/2008 10:23
By bene75 - 09/07/2008 13:16
Coucou, Je me permets parce que c'est ma VDM. C'est pas du tout un gag, c'est véridique. La seule chose, c'est que c'était pas hier mais l'année dernière... Ma belle-mère en rit encore et j'y ai le droit à toutes les réunions de famille... Comme une conne, j'aurais dû le dire à la première personne mais j'ai pas osé... et après c'est fini on ose plus au bout de 10 minutes !! J'ai tout fait de Châtelet à Poissonnière et les gens se sont plutôt marrés quand je leur ai dit que j'allais récupérer ma tringle...
By Tingris - 02/08/2008 12:18
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By moi - 17/08/2008 19:47
Si vous voulez les même, elle les a acheté à monoprix. Je ne savais pas que ça existait avant. J'ai bien ri aussi quand elle me les a apporté.. je m'en suis remise ^^.