Love_Maaarie

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  • Paris, France
  • 33 years-old
  • Sunday 31 January 1993
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About Love_maaarie

J'aime les bébés chats, les chats trop vieux pour être des bébés, les sourcils broussailleux mais pas trop, l'automne, l'hiver, la soupe, les bruns, le fromage, les yeux foncés, les jours où je ne dépense rien, dormir, Grey's Anatomy, les jours où je dépense trop, lire et la discrétion.

Je n'attire que les fous, et les pigeons.


Tu en sais beaucoup trop sur moi à présent. Prends le comme une chance. Tu diras plus tard à tes enfants que tu m'as connue.
Quand tu réaliseras à coté de quoi tu es passé, il sera trop tard mon grand.


Ps: nourrissez les pigeons. J'peux pas m'occuper d'eux toute seule.

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Sebcross 5

Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, pourtant j'ai beau le nourrir tout les jours comme il se doit, ça l'empêche pas d'aller voir ailleurs, alors les commentaires a la brigitte bardeau je m'en passe , merci ;-)

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A priori ça n'a pas l'air de lui faire mal. A chaque fois je me dépêche de le délivrer craignant qu'il ne se fasse mal mais non..... Il est juste énervé d'être bloqué ainsi avec un aspirateur scotché au derrière!

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#6 quand il est question de survie les femmes savent se montrer très rusées. # 34 et 37, je confirme. Et je finis sa phrase, "si je n'avais rien donné à manger aux moustiques, ils auraient tenté toute la nuit de passer sous le dôme de protection (couverture) " C'est vrai que vu comme ça, ça vaut bien une jambe sacrifiée ...