Bilko

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  • 38 years-old
  • Wednesday 04 May 1988
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About Bilko

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

Allein der Tod setzt der Pflicht ein Ende

A cet instant, le joueur de jeu vidéo aguerri passe en mode reptilien : il analyse un mouvement, cible, ajuste, tire.

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Bilko's page visits

Hugged!

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Bilko's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

The list of badges to find

Bilko's favorite FMLs

ainexredneb tells us more.

ainexredneb 36

Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et je tenais à vous apporter quelques explications. Je ne connaissais pas cette fille. Au début, je ne voyais que mon ex torse nu. Il faisait de temps en temps des petits bruits, ce qui m'a mis la puce à l'oreille. Quand il a fini de me dire qu'il me quittait, il a baissé l'écran de son ordi, croyant sans doute avoir quitté Skype. Et c'est là que j'ai vu la ... fille. Mon ex m'a donc laissée en larmes dans le train pour aller au boulot.

Karmixi tells us more.

Karmixi 14

Holà! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, et c'est ma toute première publiée! Quand j'ai vu ça, j'ai dansé sur mon lit *oui oui* :p. Alors, je dois faire un avœu. La petite en question... C'est moi! Et oui. Lors de la rentrée, les médias en parlaient forcément, et je voyais plein de petits pleurer pour leur première rentrée. J'ai donc demandé à ma mère si ça avait été le cas pour moi, et voilà qu'elle me raconte cette VDM ! Aucune des deux n'a pleuré, je vous rassure. 14 ans après, je suis une fille polie, mais il est vrai que j'ai du caractère et du répondant! En tout cas merci pour la validation de ma VDM et pour ces commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire pour certains :)