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By Emy47 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Suisse - Orsieres
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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Wow... Ce site a pour slogan, "ma vie, c'est de la merde, et je vous emmerde". C'est à peu près ce que je pense en lisant certains commentaires... Je ne visite ce site que quelques fois par mois voire par an... Donc, je m'excuse si ma VDM ressemble à une déjà publiée, surtout que j'avais fait une recherche par mot-clé avant de soumettre la mienne parce que je savais qu'elle ne serait pas validée s'il existait une VDM similaire... Je pense que certaines personnes prennent les choses trop au sérieux. Pour ma part, je me contente de lire les VDM et de me marrer. Ou pas. De là à donner des leçons de morale... faut pas charrier :P Si j'avais raconté un truc du genre, 'Aujourd'hui, j'approche de mes trente ans et je fais le bilan : abandonnée à la naissance, violée à 13 ans, séquestrée à 18 ans, stérile à 22 ans, veuve à 28 ans. J'hésite encore à me suicider. VDM" Sérieux, ça ferait rire qui ? ;) Détendez-vous les gens, je me suis bidonnée en voyant ma tronche le lendemain matin, et mes amis aussi. C'était l'occasion d'être publiée sur VDM quoi ?! Ça ne fait pas de moi une victime naïve de la société de consommation... Au moins, j'aurais essayé avant de juger :P Allez, bisous :*