Baptême
By Anonyme - 27/03/2024 16:20 - France - Brignoles
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By Anonyme - 27/03/2024 16:20 - France - Brignoles
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By voilà - 07/04/2009 10:05
Bonjour, je suis l’auteur de cette VDM. En réalité, je faisais cuire des pâtes et je me suis servi un café. Ayant la tasse dans les mains, j’ai vu la casserole de pâtes qui allait déborder à cause de l’ébullition. Ni une ni deux, je me suis précipité pour la retirer du feu sans prendre le temps de poser ma tasse. C’est une fois que j’avais les deux mains prises que j’ai voulu poser ma tasse à café pleine pour pouvoir égoutter les pâtes. Mais malheureusement le coin de la table n’était pas de cet avis. Quand j’ai tapé, la tasse est passé par la fenêtre. J’ai voulu la rattraper avec mon autre main qui n’était malheureusement pas vide. Par chance, je n’ai pas lâcher la casserole. Il n’y a donc eu que du café, une tasse, de l’eau chaude et des spaghettis qui sont passé par la fenêtre. Il a eu de la chance dans son malheur, il aurait pu recevoir la casserole. Je devais partir au travail donc je n’ai pas pu l’aider et je l’ai laissé à sa femme après milles et une excuses. Je ne l’ai revu que 6 mois plus tard. J’ai appris qu’il avait passé une semaine à l’hôpital à cause d’une commotion cérébrale. Donc la VDM est plus pour lui. Si tu me lis, je suis vraiment vraiment désolé...