Suspect
By Yopop - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Certains de vos commentaires m'ont fais beaucoup rire. Je voulais apporter quelques précisions. Ça faisait donc 3mois que on était ensemble et ça faisait un moment avant cette rupture que nous passions notre temps à nous disputer. Avec le temps je lui ai reproché d'être beaucoup trop lunatique. Donc un après-midi je lui avait donner rendez vous afin que on puisse discuter, je lui expliquais que on ne pouvait pas continuer comme ça. Et elle a commencé à pleurer j'ai alors voulu la réconforter car je ne suis pas un monstre quand même. C'est la qu'elle c'est énervé comme une furie. Et m'a casse le nez. Au milieu d'un parc municipal. Un mercredi après midi (devant tout le monde)