zazatwist

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  • Bordeaux, France
  • 45 years-old
  • Wednesday 14 January 1981
  • In a relationship

About Zazatwist

Merci de ta visite !
Visite également mon site
http://www.suki-book.fr ! :D
^___^ Merci Pour Les Miaous! ^___^

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Jlfksjlfl 4

Bon, j'avoue j'ai un peu triché, c'était pas vraiment aujourd'hui (il y a deux ans) et c'était pas vraiment moi dans l'histoire, mais toujours est il que ça ne change rien au comique de la chose. Pour tous ceux qui pensent que la blague vient de leur lycée, j'en sais trop rien à vrai dire, mais bon une chose est sûre c'est que dans le mien elle a été faite il y a plus de deux ans, reste à voir si mon pote qui l'a lancée en est vraiment l'auteur. Ceci dit, bien sûr que mon pseudo correspond à mon vrai nom, quelle question !

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DiG 0

Explication de texte : Je dis à mon gosse qu'avec son cerveau affûté il pourrait facilement obtenir de meilleurs résultats scolaires. Il me renvoie la symbolique démago du "cerveau" dans les dents en prétextant que son corps l'en empêche à cause d'une grosse flemme. Que ceux qui n'avaient pas compris se rassurent : on est des tordus dans la famille. Que ceux qui avaient compris se rassurent également : on est un max de tordus sur cette planète :)

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Salut, pour info, bien que la VDM commence par "Aujourd'hui", c'est en fait moi qui ai dit cela à ma mère il y a plus de 20 ans. Ca me fait bien rire de voir que certains préconisaient la taloche et d'autres me voyaient déjà futur délinquant. Et bien non, je suis encore bien élevé. Je vis aussi dans un pays où la fessée est interdite par la loi. Vos commentaires moralisateurs me font finalement bien rigoler. Croire que l'avenir d'un enfant dépend de la réponse de ma mère à cette connerie... :)