Mise en abîme
By inceste07 - 01/11/2015 09:14 - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By inceste07 - 01/11/2015 09:14 - France
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Salut tout le monde ! Je suis l'auteure de la vdm, j'ai dû me créer un compte puisque je n'en avais pas quand je l'ai postée ^^ Alors je sais, je suis nulle, j'ai pas de cerveau, tout ce que vous voulez et je me déteste depuis ce moment x) mais c'était la première fois de ma vie qu'un mec venait m'aborder comme ça et franchement c'était le genre de mec devant lequel on bave, les yeux dans le vide. Je m'y attendais pas du tout, surtout que j'étais avec ma soeur et une amie, beaucoup plus belles que moi et sur le coup j'ai bugué Et puis je ne l'ai pas précisé dans la vdm mais j'étais en vacances à l'étranger, et il était allemand. Je ne comprenais rien de ce qu'il disait et quand j'ai réalisé ce que je venais de lui dire, mon cerveau a disparu x) Désolée de vous décevoir mais après ça il a juste eu l'air dégouté et est parti rejoindre son ami. Voilà, je savais que j'étais pas douée mais maintenant c'est officiel :)