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By Lapin-compris - 12/06/2011 21:18 - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By Lapin-compris - 12/06/2011 21:18 - France
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By bbg - 04/07/2011 08:16 - France
By Calculette - 04/07/2011 14:52 - République dominicaine
By Elpadre - 10/07/2011 11:25 - France
By Anonyme - 17/07/2011 12:16 - France
By Yazap - 17/07/2011 12:48 - France
By Money Honey - 18/07/2011 16:20 - France
By Nico25 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Talis - 19/07/2011 15:42 - France
« Etonnamment », je n’ai pas très envie qu’elle soit illustrée… Nous avons pu modifier -en catastrophe- notre nom pour mettre à la place : « Les mangeurs 2 » ; on n’a pas pris le temps de fignoler, je suppose que vous comprenez ! Réponses en vrac aux commentaires du dessus : - Il n’y avait personne de ma propre famille en tout cas. - J’étais la seule fille dans l’équipe. Mais ‘mangeuses’ aurait été mieux, car le dernier mot aurait été ‘bi’… - dans le pilotage, ‘mangeur de bitume’ n’a pas la même connotation que ‘se manger le bitume’ - je suis souvent la seule fille dans une course, et lorsque ce n’est pas le cas, je suis toujours la meilleure (et parfois, sur la plus haute marche du podium). - je n’ai pas l’habitude de dire ‘bitume’ à l’oral (ni de l’entendre d’ailleurs), donc entendre cette abréviation… (peut-être que c’est connu chez les personnes qui construisent des routes ?) C’est ma première VDM postée, je vais peut-être en proposer une autre… *cherche dans ses souvenirs*
By aliciadort - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Rennes
By jujusnt - 11/12/2013 20:52 - France - Rive-de-gier
By freddy - 26/04/2014 10:26 - France - Barentin
By Anonyme - 13/06/2014 11:05 - France
By Marie_flower - 21/06/2014 08:25 - France - Douai
Hello,je suis l'auteure de la VDM! Je ne m'attendais pas à ce qu'elle soit publiée! Beaucoup de commentaires m'ont fait beaucoup rire,et d'autres moins. Non mon père n'est pas schizophrène ,il a juste beaucoup d'humour et qui aime faire rire sa "fifille chérie" x) Je vois que maintenant mon père est adoré de tous ,mais attention c'est chasse gardée haha! Continuez vos jeux de mots dessus,j'adore ça ! :)
By fanstasmagorique - 24/06/2014 09:12 - France - Montrouge
By Louisbdm - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Belgique - Blegny
Non, il m'a regardé l'air surpris et est parti dans la cuisine. Ma mère s'est caché pour rire, mais moi je ne rigolais pas sur le coup.