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By likefuture - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By likefuture - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By Cristomacée - 26/11/2008 10:06
Hum, et bien j'oublie parfois que c'est mon anniversaire... mais cette année, j'avais bien débranché tous les téléphones (portable perso, portable pro, ligne 09 perso, ligne pro) mais j'ai oublié que j'avais encore ma ligne FT et c'est la seule que je n'ai pas débranché...
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By madws - 04/12/2008 13:29
C'est de mon histoire qu'on parle... ou plutôt de ma VDM! Pour info: - elle ne portait pas d'alliance - on travaille dans la même société mais dans des services differents (il y a plus de 350 employés) - on se croisait souvent durant la "pause café" et on flirtait (petits sourires, etc.) du moins je le croyais! - son mari savait qu'elle était avec un "collègue de boulot" et savait qu'on allait prendre le café chez eux - pour elle c'était histoire de sortir avec un "ami" sans plus! PS: Pour ceux qui me posent la question: vous auriez demandé à quel moment si elle était célibataire? Quand elle accepte de venir au ciné ou quand elle vous invite chez elle? Bref, dure dure la vie! Et moi qui avais craqué pour elle! Je me dis que j'ai vraiment une VDM, mais grâce à ce site, je me dis que je suis pas le seul...
By VDM - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
MDRRR j'avais eu 7 à ma première dissert sur "l'homme occupe-t-il une place particulière dans la nature ?", et là, la prof rend la fameuse dissert que j'ai refait... Les notes vont de 15 à 7... Mon voisin a eu 15, la prof termine par ma copie en disant : "Tu as eu 7...", je dis histoire de deconner (après tout ce n'est que de la philo lol) "au moins j'ai pas baissé !", ce a quoi elle m'a repondu : "Ca me fait pas rire, vous passez me voir a la fin de l'heure"... VDM ? XD