By bibibibip - 21/07/2012 07:50 - France - Saint-philbert-de-grand-lieu
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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By bibibibip - 21/07/2012 07:50 - France - Saint-philbert-de-grand-lieu
By berock - 04/09/2012 09:54 - France - Tartas
Ahahahah ! Roh c'est rageant de voir toutes vos idées après coup, j'aurais bien aimé lui sortir vu la vitesse à quelle point les rumeurs se propagent sur ce type de réseaux ^^ je me suis contenté d'un petit " Arrête, je suis pas ta soeur, maman t'as trouvé dans une poubelle " par pure méchanceté, et puis c'est "notre" phrase culte en cas de prise de tête. Ses potes ont ensuite pris le relais pour le chambré comme il faut :)
By ayo973 - 15/09/2012 07:57 - France - Cr
By Chuck_le_stupide - 19/09/2012 21:20 - France - Marseille
Le pire c'est que j'ai explosé de rire tout seul dans mon salon après, le fixe à la main, comme un con x)
By B.careful - 08/10/2012 19:29 - France - Treilli
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By tiredmaman - 29/06/2013 12:52 - France - Argences
Alors, je suis l'auteur de la VDM et je viens de créer mon compte car je ne pouvais pas commenter. J'ai avouée à ma fille de 16 ans que c'etait bien moi qui l'avait postée comme vous avez peu etre vue dans les commentaires précédents. Pour les personnes remettant en cause l'autorité, j'ai bien entendue fais cesser leur guerre.
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By yeuxdansledos - 04/11/2013 04:02 - France - Loud
Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. N'ayant pas assez de caractères pour tout raconter, ma femme rentre du boulot environ dix minutes après moi. Du coup je ne me suis pas retourné dans un si court laps de temps et le thermomètre se porte bien. Quant au chantage possible de ma femme, c'est plus pour elle un moyen de négociation car j'ai des photos compromettantes de sa jeunesse données par sa meilleure amie. Donc nous sommes à égalité. Heureusement que nos enfants sont en vacances chez les grands parents...Je les aurais sans doute traumatisé...