By Astia - 21/12/2011 23:58 - France
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By Astia - 21/12/2011 23:58 - France
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Effectivement, dans mon coin les trottoirs sont toujours rongés par les voitures qui se garent à moitié dessus, et dès qu'on croise quelqu'un il faut que l'une des deux personnes laisse passer l'autre donc on perd toujours plein de temps. Du coup je préfère marcher sur la route (mais bien au bord évidemment). Alors en soi j'ai eu tort mais je fais toujours attention, le mec dans sa voiture avait l'air particulièrement aigri :)