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By Misèrèèère - 05/11/2013 22:45 - Belgique
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By Misèrèèère - 05/11/2013 22:45 - Belgique
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By Anonyme - 14/10/2014 10:03 - France - Paris
Bonjour a tous, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et je suis encore toute euphorique de la voir publiée! Alors pour ce qui est de l'anecdote, j'ai été plutôt surprise quand cette femme s'est déshabillée mais j'ai été très professionnelle pour entamer le maillot. Ce n'est qu'à la fin que j'ai du lui demander d'enlever son "bijou" si elle voulait que je fasse le sillon inter fessier. Elle m'a dit poliment que ce n'était pas la peine et OUF, parce que j'étais tellement concentrée a lui demander sans éclater de rire que je n'avais pas vraiment songé a la façon dont ça aurait pu se passer... Je n'ai pas posé de questions donc désolée pour les curieux qui se demandent pourquoi elle avait ça, personnellement j'ai pensé qu'elle était peut être pudique et ne voulait pas montrer son anus, peut être fait elle aussi ça chez le gynécologue? Pour la petite histoire, sachez que cela m'est arrivé il y a quelques temps, et c'est mon homme qui m'y a fait penser récemment: il est kiné et m'a lu une anecdote d'une collègue (trouvée sur un site) racontant qu'elle avait du demander a un monsieur de 56 ans d'enlever son bijou d'anus pour pouvoir y mettre une sonde pour la rééducation... Je me suis sentie moins seule, et j'ai décidé de partager ce petit moment ici. Encore merci de m'avoir validée!!