patator

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  • Versailles,
  • 40 years old
  • Saturday 08 January 1983
  • In a relationship
About Patator
Keiser Soze, c'est le boiteux ... . j'ai reconnu le bonheur au bruit qu'il a fait en partant.. .
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Patator's FML badges

  • One of us!

    Welcome to the club! You posted 5 times on the Timeline.

  • He who tries, wins.

    See, one of you was right.

  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

    You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

  • At night, all FMLs are grey.

    To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.

  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

  • Colonel Whiskers

    Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!

  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

  • Verified

    You are now a certified FML member

  • Omelette Master Badge

    You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!

  • Chicken Thief Badge

    You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.

  • Cheat combo

    You know the Gradius cheat code, well done master geek!

  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

  • Invader

    You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

  • I was here first!

    Your account was created during the first 6 months of FML's existence.

  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

  • Multitasking

    You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

  • VALIDATOR

    You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
    2%

  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    16%

  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%

  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    8%

  • Mike Tyson

    Like Mike Tyson, you have the strength of a tiger.
    18%

  • Master spy - Maxwell Smart level

    You're following 100 people
    35%

  • Amateur spy - Johnny English level

    You're following 50 people
    70%

  • Chuck Norris Kick

    If a vampire, a werewolf, and a zombie fought Chuck Norris... He'd kick their asses.
    33%

  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    4%

  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    60%

  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%

  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    12%

  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
    0%

  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%

  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    6%

  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    1%

  • Star of the Forum

    With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.
    0%

  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    0%

  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    12%

  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%

  • Godlike spy - 007 level

    You're following 200 people
    18%
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Alors voilà, je suis la créatrice de cette VDM ou plutôt la fille qui a raconté sa vie au grand public. Alors pour tout ceux qui disent que je suis blonde ou que je ne vois rien, je suis brune et je n'ai pas besoin de lunettes. Bref. Je n'ai pas collé mon oreille et la porte était transparente mais ça fait effet "trouble" donc on ne voit que des ombres ce qui peut être tout à fait naturel. Excusez-moi aussi pour la faute d'orthographe je n'avais pas remarqué. Alors oui TLBM, certes. Je l'assume complètement. Et pour tous ceux qui veulent ce qui s'est passé, j'ai continuer à espionner et là mon père dit à son ami : Oui vous savez, peut-être que quelqu'un nous écoute. J'ai tout de suite compris et gênée, je suis allée dans ma chambre. Voilà. :)

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