Merci, je déteste
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By padbol - 06/04/2011 08:17 - France
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By Junhee - 07/04/2011 13:30 - France
Ici l'auteur de la VDM. Dieu merci, je sais qu'une chauve-souris n'est pas un insecte, mais à vrai dire je n'ai tilté sur la formulation de la VDM qu'après l'avoir envoyé. Je vais réciter vingt Notre Père pour me faire pardonner. :p #55 : Ah, pourtant je suis la seule de ma connaissance à avoir dû faire la chasse aux chauve-souris. Sinon, la bête est vivante, et dehors, en train de voleter en toute liberté. j'espère juste qu'elle ne reviendra jamais, c'est quand même assez flippant de se retrouver avec un énorme - d'accord, tout est relatif - truc noir qui vole dans la pièce, surtout quand on est demi-endormie.
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By mecton - 02/03/2008 15:30
Oula, je ne pensais pas soulever autant de débat en postant cette VDM... :-) alors pour répondre rapidement aux interrogations, j'habite bien dans la même ville que mon copain, sauf que cela ne fait que quelques mois que nous sommes ensemble, donc nous n'en sommes pas encore au stade d'habiter ensemble, tout simplement ! Et le fait qu'il soit en coloc ne me dérange pas du tout, je le suis moi même, et je ne suis en tout cas pas d'un tempérament jalouse ! Ils habitent à 4, 2 filles et 2 garçons, et cette fameuse nouvelle coloc est une copine de l'autre fille, donc il n'y avait aucune raison à la refuser... ce soir là l'alcool lui a en effet fait dire beaucoup de choses, tout particulièrement sur mon copain, et elle s'en est excusée depuis. De plus mon copain m'a assuré qu'elle ne lui plaisait pas car trop superficielle, et comme je préfère faire confiance plutôt que d'être parano (je trouve la vie plus agréable au quotidien de cette façon), je le crois et ne suis pas parano à longueur de journée ! voilà :-)