Sweet_Cocoon

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  • 955701, FR
  • 30 years-old
  • Tuesday 20 August 1996
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About Sweet_cocoon

On n'est pas sur Tinder ici, merci.

Moi c'est Léa, étudiante en 4ème année de dentaire !

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Carlouta 0

Je n'ai pas dit qu'il était fou parce qu'il a fait une réflexion sur mes jambes mais parce qu'on voyait que c'est un malade mental, comme on en voit beaucoup trop dans le métro parisien. Y avait pas grand monde, donc pas d'affiche, mais j'avoue que ça m'a fait bien rire, j'suis pas assez complexée pour le prendre mal xD

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aurore628 0

#38 : merci de prendre ma défense lol . Alors oui je suis majeure, sexuellement et légalement. Et non ce n'était pas pour me vanter, mais simplement pour lui signifier la raison de ma non réponse à ses appels du soir... Et non il n'a pas ramassé ses préservatifs puisqu'il dormait encore et que cela m'exaspérait de les voir sur ma moquette...

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pat riot 28

mdr, j'adore vos commentaires, j'étais sûr que des mecs allaient me charrier ^^ Je vois pas en quoi je me vante, osef de la taille, c'est pas énorme, mais ça va, c'est pas mal je crois. Le truc, c'est qu'en fait, à ce moment là on avait encore rien fait et elle m'avait demandé la taille, j'ai répondu. Et c'est là qu'elle m'a fait une réponse oh combien subtile, "19 cm c'est parfait pour ma bouche". Et ma sœur n'a pas arrêté les allusions, j'ai aussi eu droit à "sers moi 19 cl de coca" par exemple -_-

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niiico 0

comme je l'ai dit, je ne m'en plains pas. mais peut etre qu'il faut que je precise certaines choses: j'ai fais ca gratos pour l'anniv d'un bon pote donc comme c'est de bonne volonté, je mixe comme je le sens, je suis pas l'objet des organisateurs. or ca ne dansait pas du tout et ils ont préféré faire les chaises musicales ^^ c'est juste trippant quand t es a la place du Dj