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By beerk - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Luxembourg
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By beerk - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Luxembourg
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By Anonyme - 07/11/2012 15:48 - France - Marles-en-brie
By 1stein - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Melun
By MecDeg - 09/11/2012 09:10 - France - Strasbourg
By Anonyme - 09/11/2012 14:25 - France - Izier
By BelleDoche - 09/11/2012 14:45 - France - Chelles
By Le_Blond - 10/11/2012 07:58 - France - Strasbourg
By Anonyme - 11/11/2012 16:19
By Isis974 - 12/11/2012 07:48 - Réunion - Saint-denis
By Anonyme - 12/11/2012 15:02 - France
By partypartypeople - 12/11/2012 23:01 - Royaume-Uni - Ilkeston
By JohnLoutre - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Irlande - Dublin
By sociopathe - 13/11/2012 23:05 - France - Tremblay
By obscuredbyclouds - 15/11/2012 22:32 - France - Le V
By david64 - 28/05/2008 12:28
By Choup_ - 23/10/2008 23:14
By -_- - 16/11/2008 11:45
(Je suis l'auteur(e) de la VDM) En fait t'as pas tout à fait tort, puisque c'est dans ce sens-là qu'elle l'a dit; elle s'intéressait (elle est décédée depuis, cette anecdote m'est arrivée il y a bientôt 15 ans) au comportement des chats, donc elle a juste dit ça comme elle aurait dit "aux meubles", mais je sais pas, j'aurais préféré :) @Neko42: ça nous a fait beaucoup rire lui et moi, future belle-maman (future-ex, puisque nous avons pris des chemins différents) n'a pas vraiment pas saisi pourquoi, mais comme c'était de toute façon très drôle car spontané, on a laissé tomber les explications. @Celinouche: Oui j'ai tourné ça en "plutôt froide" vu que le nombre de caractères est très limité, mais c'était plutôt quelqu'un de "cash" avec tout le monde, pas méchante, mais pas vraiment chaleureuse, elle n'aimait pas spécialement communiquer en fait... Donc moi ou une autre fille, ça aurait sûrement été pareil :) Sinon il n'y a là aucune stigmatisation des belle-mamans, c'est tout simplement que ce site est là pour raconter les travers de la vie quotidienne, donc forcément les protagonistes ont souvent le mauvais rôle, c'est tout... ma belle-mère actuelle est d'ailleurs tout à fait charmante ! Enfin, jusque-là...