OK, McEnroe
By tennisman - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Villeneuve
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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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By tennisman - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Villeneuve
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By Bettie - 08/02/2013 09:43 - Belgique - Manage
On parle de mur, pas de plafond. Et j'étais couchée sur le côté, d'où le poing dans le mur. (Je suis l'auteur de la VDM)
By elody52000 - 11/02/2013 09:17 - France - Fameck
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By rolf_9369 - 13/02/2013 00:04 - France - Meyzieu
Ça a été un DM bien silencieux malgré le fait qu'elle ait rigolé mais comme dit plus haut, la VDM a mis pas mal de temps à être validée et maintenant je suis avec elle (en couple) et on en rigole. effectivement ça a choqué ma mère sur le coup, enfin bon elle en rigole aussi et n'en parle à personne :)
By Anonyme - 13/02/2013 18:08 - France
Bonjour, En fait cette VDM, véridique m'est arrivée il y a 6 ans, depuis ma belle fille a rangé ses armes et nous nous entendons plutôt bien mais durant les deux premières années de vie commune avec celui qui est depuis devenu mon mari, j'ai eu l'impression à chaque week end "enfants" d'avoir une cible dans le dos. C'est normal, c'était la première fois que leur papa (qui a 2 enfants) tombait amoureux d'une autre femme que leur maman...