By Anonyme - 16/08/2010 15:02 - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By Anonyme - 16/08/2010 15:02 - France
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Le pire, c'est que le chat en question dans cette VDM (mon chat quoi) s'appelle Swiffer ^^
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Bon, je pense qu'une petite explication s'impose. Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Entre nous, il n'y avait pas de routine, de déclarations neu neu ni de trop plein de bons sentiments. On était juste bien et évidemment il y avait le petit lot d'engueulades. Et puis il a connu des évènements malheureux, voire très durs. A partir de là il s'est enfermé et m'a rejeté. Alors je l'ai laissé tranquille un long moment. Puis je suis revenue et là j'ai eu droit à "c'est pas toi, on était bien, mais le bonheur ça me fait chier, j'ai pas envie". Voilà, pour vous aider à mieux comprendre.