By victoribus - 28/06/2009 19:50
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By victoribus - 28/06/2009 19:50
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By Monsieur-Madame - 03/07/2009 16:05
By Papa radin - 03/07/2009 21:41
By minimimi - 05/07/2009 22:36
By dent ton cul - 06/07/2009 20:07
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By Danou - 08/07/2009 18:18
By LOllya - 13/07/2009 11:33
By Lavalise! - 28/07/2009 18:54
By lees - 30/07/2009 14:02
By Xya - 31/07/2009 07:22
Non non je suis bien une femme ^^'. Le pire c'est qu'il y a bien des toilettes pour femmes, mais en réhabilitation handicapé. Donc, zou, chez les hommes. D'autant que je suis la seule femme, et je ne crois pas être handicapée Oô, 'fin bon. Les collègues se sont bien foutus de moi, et je sens que ca va durer un certain moment. J'appréhende le prochain pipi T_T Ravie de vous avoir fait rire au moins.
By Aristocrate - 02/08/2009 16:03
By devilbirdy - 05/08/2009 10:34
NB pour tous les bien pensants et "choqued": dans un soucis de clarté et de concision j'avais un peu modifié l'histoire. Pour faire bref, mon mari connaissait le patient et l'avait rencontré quelques jours plus tôt pour des raisons personnelles. Mon mari aime beaucoup vos commentaires, surtout de ceux, très nombreux semble-t-il, n'ayant jamais fait de gaffe dans leur vie en disant une énormité. A Bientöt pour une VDM !!!!
By Rost - 06/08/2009 20:36
By Buzz l'éclair - 07/08/2009 08:49
By pool - 16/08/2009 09:02
Quand je dis "des poils", ça ne veut pas dire "une touffe de poils", et fiflo à raison, deux où trois poils égarés avaient dû rester accrochés à la spatule, et j'allais pas aller les rechercher. Le plus louche, c'est que le pot ressemble à tout, sauf à un pot de miel !