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By Chetan - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Louissi - 30/01/2009 23:56
By Alphega - 31/01/2009 07:48
By Lang - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Dubsfamille - 31/01/2009 22:05
By tessytastic - 07/02/2009 22:08
By C_Très_Drôle - 07/02/2009 23:17
By guendouille - 09/02/2009 12:50
By djue - 10/02/2009 14:55
By tita - 11/02/2009 04:02
By Audreymouth - 11/02/2009 08:54
Alors, vous êtes nombreux à réagir sur ma VDM je vous expose les faits : -je bosse et je gagne bien ma vie -c'est moi qui paye le loyer lui les charges -ça arrive qu'il se paye des trucs avec ma carte et moi avec la sienne -hier soir nous avons eu une discussion sur les femmes ou hommes vénaux et on a dérivé et rigolé sur le sujet -ce matin je lui demande sa carte comme ça pour déconner et c'est vrai que ça m'a surprise qu'il me la donne sans rien dire et puis elle était dans le porte carte donc je n'ai pas vu le mot en question pour info aussi j'avais une robe et un haut à la caisse et j'ai fini par payer avec ma carte (après un joli fou rire) alors non je ne suis pas une femme vénale et j'ai un homme qui a un sens de l'humour que j'adore
By LaBuche - 12/02/2009 10:12
Ils me haissent moins depuis qu'on a fait quelques trouvailles. Le parking des 4 maisons mitoyennes est juste à côté de leur maison. Sur les 8 voitures, 7 ont une télécommande, 3 éteignent la lumière (mais pas l'inverse). De plus, chaque maison a une télécommande pour ouvrir et fermer le garage Sur chaque télécommande il y a 4 boutons dont 2 inutilisés. Un de ces boutons inutilisés éteint aussi la lumière. (on aurait voulu le faire exprès qu'on n'y serait pas arrivé) Ils ont déjà démonté le système et se le sont fait rembourser. Ils devenaient dingues
By Matt - 12/02/2009 16:34
By l'arlésienne - 13/02/2009 09:54
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By Emle - 14/02/2009 00:05
By FullMetalJacket - 14/02/2009 10:34
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By Pépé - 14/02/2009 20:26
By moufletterose - 15/02/2009 12:18
En effet j'ai traduit, il avait marqué: "a friend in need is a friend indeed" !