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  • 29 years-old
  • Sunday 31 August 1997
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azol tells us more.

azol 0

Le placard ferme avec une petite clef. J'ai fermé, pris la clef avec moi et suis parti. (Réponse à #2). Elle était à moitié nue dans le lit. Je lui ai dis que je l'aimais. Elle m'a répondu : Moi aussi, et je n'aime que toi. C'est là que je lui ai dis "J'aime que tu me sois fidèle... (Réponse à #16).

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Pommepomme 7

Je conçois la perplexité de certains, ça n'est pas toujours sympa d'entendre des couples qui batifolent toute la nuit... mais si vous le connaissiez, vous comprendriez que la plupart des bruits sont plus agréables que de l'entendre jouer à la PS. Il est bien pire qu'un geek, c'est une espèce de junkie surexcité, qui me réveille en sursaut et en sueur à chacune de ses actions ratées.

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[SiMON] 12

Je parlais bien de chocolat en poudre dans la VDM, et non de céréales. Et non, ce n'était pas une boite pour transvaser, juste une boite qui datait de mon enfance, quand j'allais chez eux chaque semaine. Et si je n'avais plus pris de petit déjeuner là bas depuis pas mal de temps c'est parce que entre temps j'avais déménagé à l'autre bout du pays (ce qui ne veut pas dire que je ne les avait pas revu entre temps).

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nostra16 14

Bon, pour ceux et celles qui en demandent plus : Petite rue en sens unique, avec un place qui se libère à gauche, donc je me gare. Le magasin est en face, donc je sors de la voiture, travers la rue directement et ne passe pas du tout par le trottoir "côté passager". Même chose en revenant. Au moment de remonter je démarre et commence à manœuvrer, regarde dans mon rétro pour déboiter et vois un gars (jeune, 25 ans, m'a fait penser à mon frère avec son look "il est 13h du matin, je viens de me réveiller") courir en agitant les bras. Il avait laissé son chien la le temps de retirer de l'argent au distributeur (en Belgique les distributeurs sont presque toujours dans un sas de la banque, donc pas d'animaux). Furieux que je parte sans avoir décroché son chien demi-portion (désolé, je m'y connais pas en chien). Heureusement l'animal m'avait un peu suivi dans ma manœuvre et réussi à esquiver mes roues, donc n'avait rien. Inquiet pour le chien, mais ça m'a bien fait rire quand j'ai vu qu'il n'avait rien. Heureusement que le proprio m'a arrêté à temps ;o) (je me suis quand même permis de lui montrer 2-3 crochets, grilles et autres poteaux où il serait plus malin d'accrocher son chien...)