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zincounet tells us more.

Oyé Oyé brave gens. C'est moi qui ai posté la VDM pour une amie qui ne connaissait pas le site. Sachez que sa mère et sa grand mère sont pas à plaindre et qu'elles avaient les moyens de lui payer autre chose qu'une housse de couette. Orane ne se plaignait pas quand même. L'année dernière elle a pas eu de cadeau. J'trouvais ça tellement drôle que j'ai pas pu résister de vous faire partager mon plaisir. J'passe pour un maso qui rit du mal des autres là non ? XD

Les jeunes d'hier et d'aujourd'hui

By vautmieuenrire - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff

Aujourd’hui, j’ai reçu une lettre de la CPE du lycée où étudie mon fils m’annonçant qu’il sera mis en retenue pendant deux heures. Le motif est le suivant : "Non respect des règles de vie à l’internat : pendant l’heure d’étude, votre fils hurlait dans le dortoir, un préservatif sur la tête." VDM
I agree, your life sucks 62 861
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chessry tells us more.

Effectivement, je me suis sentie toute conne. D'autant plus en pensant au futur... Si à 3 ans elle me cloue le bec, qu'est-ce que ça va être à l'adolescence ?!

abisa tells us more.

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OK, je confirme, je la taquinais simplement, mais la réponse a été à son image : grandiose (signé: sa maman, qui a une longue lignée d'ascendants amusants et amuseurs notoires, et à la réplique qui fait mouche, dont la dernière génération a évidemment hérité).