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By BBShah - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
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By BBShah - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By SCER - 15/12/2012 19:17 - France
By sweanne - 20/12/2012 09:28 - France - Villeneuve-tolosane
bonjour! je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. je ne pensai pas être publiée! Pour explication: nos chambres sont face à face, l'agencement des lits est similaire et c'était la 1ère fois qu'il dormait ici. Après j’avoue qu'il fallait être quand même mal réveillé pour se tromper autant.... Bref grosse frayeur matinale, ça c'est du réveil, bouh! Ma soeur s'est réveillée avec nos cris et a rapidement comprit en trouvant son lit à elle vide. Grosse crise de fou rire générale après les tentatives comiques d'excuses et d'explication du copain qui devait être le plus gêné. Et oui heureusement nos parents n'étaient pas là. Merci pour vos commentaires ils nous ont fait bien rire et on vous rassure quand à ses préférences entre ma soeur et moi -j'en suis la plus rassurée? voila voila! et le petit conseil du jour: dormez la porte fermée quand il y a du monde! bouh!
By dormeur - 24/12/2012 01:04 - France - Malakoff
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By Poly24 - 02/01/2013 10:40 - France - Saint Denis
Bonjour tout le monde ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et déjà, je vous remercie de l'avoir validée ! Pour répondre à vos questions, ma fille n'a pas entendu ce genre de choses à la maison car avec son papa on fait attention à notre langage... Sûrement à la télé même si je fais attention à ce quelle regarde, je ne peux pas lui boucher les oreilles dès que quelqu'un aborde ce sujet... Je lui ai parlé et demandé ce qu'elle voulait dire par "couché ensemble" et, bien heureusement, elle ne sait pas vraiment ! Donc je lui ai expliqué qu'il fallait éviter de parler de ça et que ce n'était pas de son âge. Voilà ! =)
By Anonyme - 02/01/2013 11:15 - France - Chaville
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By siena101 - 28/01/2013 17:12 - France - Vitry-sur-seine
Coucou à tous, je suis l'auteur. Je me suis inscrite après avoir posté ma VDM pour pouvoir répondre aux commentaires; du coup je ne sais pas si ce com va apparaître en "l'auteur a commenté", mais bon peu importe... Alors, pour tous ceux qui ne comprennent pas la simple logique, en effet, il m'a "facturé" 4h15, ce qui signifie bien que, puisque "toute heure commencée est due", le quart d'heure supplémentaire m'aura coûté 89€... Et oui, bien sûr, j'ai vu sa lune en prime...
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By Chouk' - 01/07/2009 19:12
Il est 3h30 du matin, ma voisine vient juste de couper la musique. J'hésitais, mais maintenant j'en suis certaine : je préférais encore ses cris ! Si on observe une hausse impromptue du chiffre d'affaire de boules quies, j'ai l'explication...