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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 04/06/2012 10:04 - France - Draveil
By Anonyme - 06/06/2012 05:06 - France - Paris
By unstoppable - 06/06/2012 12:59 - France - Le Havre
By Emy47 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Suisse - Orsieres
By You - 06/06/2012 20:20 - France - Paris
By Temir - 08/06/2012 14:05 - France - Lampertheim
By Anonyme - 11/06/2012 19:38 - France - Bordeaux
By SceptreMagique - 16/06/2012 09:50 - France - Lyon
By MrsJamesKerry - 17/06/2012 13:02 - France
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By bidibulle - 04/07/2012 13:46 - France - Gestel
By Digou - 04/07/2012 16:29 - France - Franconville
By Anonyme - 09/07/2012 08:25 - France - Paris
By Anti_donjuan_discount - 16/07/2012 10:58 - France - Dijon
By lizouanim - 17/07/2012 08:35 - France - Vannes
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Je poste ce message pour compléter quelques informations a propos de cette fameuse conversation téléphonique. Il se trouve que mon assureur avait besoin de me voir d'urgence. Je lui ai répondu que je ne pouvais donc pas me libérer dans l'après-midi car j'avais cours de poney. (NON je n'ai pas dit cache: j'ai poney) Désolé si on ne peut pas tout préciser dans une VDM!!! Mais effectivement l'assureur ne m'a pas laissé trop le temps de continuer mon discours, s'est esclaffé et m'a dit: c'est pas l'heure de plaisanter pour moi, puis a haussé la voix en me disant que lui aussi allait plaisanter avec mon dossier, puis a raccroché... Je n'ai pas pu le rappeler tout de suite car j'étais déjà en retard, et mon assureur ne connaît pas mon métier! J'ai hâte de le rappeler :)
By Anonyme - 21/07/2012 11:44 - France - Iffendic
By lili_biologie - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Villeneuve-de-berg
By CassandraM - 24/07/2012 17:13 - France - Reims
J'ai dit oui ! En effet, il savait que j'aimais pas vraiment les dîners aux chandelles mais il m'a avoué avoir trouvé cette technique sur Internet. Elle restait vraiment mignonne alors c'était vraiment pas très grave ! Merci à tous pour vos commentaires ! :3 PS : puis j'aurais pu me blesser en faisant le triple salto.
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Bordeaux
Je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! En effet, comme beaucoup d'entre vous l'ont remarqué, mon copain est bien fan de Jurassick Parc ! Et il parlait réellement d'un coussin/oreiller. Il parle très souvent dans son sommeil, et je trouve cela très amusant. Il ne s'en souvient généralement pas au réveil, mais ce sont des bonnes séances de fous rires pendant le petit déj' !