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By yakamoiksarive - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
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By yakamoiksarive - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By lafinesse - 02/02/2012 20:33 - France
By glagla - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
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By Babelli - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
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By Srissou - 14/03/2012 15:01 - France
Oooh ma vdm est publiée ! Merci ! :D En fait mon voisin s'est avéré être un cinglé, vraiment, vraiment (oui ça date de quelques mois). C'était un vieux monsieur complètement gâteux. Du genre il nous mettait des photos de lui dans notre boîte aux lettres, avec écrit au dos "avec toute mon affection". Il s'amusait à taper dans le mur aussi. Une nuit il a sonné à la porte en peignoir en disant qu'il avait peur de l'orage, qu'il allait faire des cauchemars, et qu'il aimerait bien dormir sur notre canapé. Je précise qu'il n'y avait pas d'orage. Bref. Voilà le personnage. Mais on a pas eu à le supporter longtemps : un mois après notre arrivée, sa famille l'a envoyé en maison de retraite :)
By Allo - 14/03/2012 23:25 - France
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By mangaman09 - 15/03/2012 23:42 - Suisse
By Anonyme - 01/05/2012 19:41 - France - Lyon
Suis-je conne au point de me rendre compte que c'est ma VDM et que je l'est posté alors que je n'était pas connecté !! VDM pour moi :) & sinon, cette VDM n'a rien de pervers, je l'ai juste mal tournée !! :)
By Tonio - 04/05/2012 13:48 - Allemagne - Offenbach
By Oh_Mince - 27/05/2012 15:48 - France - Saint-val
By lili_biologie - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Villeneuve-de-berg
Alors, oui, c'est un petit chiot, qui a encore un peu de mal à s'y retrouver entre faire ses besoins dehors, et devant son maître pour lui prouver combien on est un bon toutou ! Cela dit, il n'est pas très sale, et il ne nous fait pas ça souvent, on va dire qu'il sait plutôt choisir son moment ! J'ai surtout écrit cette vie de merde pour mon homme, qui est effectivement un parfait gentleman et homme de maison. La soirée à cependant été très romantique, et on s'est réveillés ce matin avec le chiot tout frétillant entre nous sur l'oreiller !