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Bad Dad This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Colorado Springs, United States

Higher than the sun

Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML

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Airplane crap This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Leavenworth, United States

On the run

Today, I got stuck on an airplane for a while before takeoff. Someone decided it was a great time to get diarrhea while on the toilet, and we couldn't take off for safety reasons. FML

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Anonymous 20 January 2015, 00:45 Sydney, Australia

Gullible's travels

Today, my 15 year-old sister asked which animal rice comes from. She believed every word when my mum told her it's harvested from tiny cows in Asia. FML

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