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By Anonyme - 08/06/2009 06:48
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By Anonyme - 08/06/2009 06:48
By kmy971 - 16/06/2009 13:39
By Roz - 16/06/2009 14:37
By Unlucky Luke - 24/06/2009 18:55
By papademariage - 25/08/2009 22:07
By Senateur - 22/09/2009 17:01
By Fujy - 11/10/2009 16:31
By deathsex - 21/10/2009 13:16
...et bien merci pour tous les commentaires.. effectivement sur le coup j'ai été assez désapointé par ma contre performance, et quand le "bouche à bouche" n'a pas fonctionné c'était pire... mais la reaction de ma copine m'a quelque peu surprise au début (quand elle a crié "chariot de réa en salle 2! il part en défibrilation!!!!!!" et qu'elle a tenté des "électrochocs"...pour de faux hein !" dégagez! augmente la puissance! dégagez!"..."georges (clooney) je crois qu'on l'a perdu" "heure du décès 18h52, je vais l'annoncer à la famille") Mais après ça a été fou rire pendant un bon moment...
By StrategieInfaillible - 15/12/2009 13:21
By Pasdecul - 07/01/2010 18:45
By katia56 - 29/01/2010 14:23
By Gaffeuse - 31/01/2010 12:04
By Hahapasdroleleptit - 11/04/2010 19:36
By Heather-graph - 28/04/2010 17:31
By raté - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
By elparano - 12/05/2010 16:50
By Hémerde - 13/05/2010 17:42
By [SiMON] - 13/05/2010 23:55
Je parlais bien de chocolat en poudre dans la VDM, et non de céréales. Et non, ce n'était pas une boite pour transvaser, juste une boite qui datait de mon enfance, quand j'allais chez eux chaque semaine. Et si je n'avais plus pris de petit déjeuner là bas depuis pas mal de temps c'est parce que entre temps j'avais déménagé à l'autre bout du pays (ce qui ne veut pas dire que je ne les avait pas revu entre temps).
By Recks - 15/05/2010 22:27
By Petitprof - 17/05/2010 20:52
Salut à tous! Non, ce n'était pas la voiture d'à côté qui bougeait comme j'ai pu le lire, mais bien celle de devant. Il suffit d'un petit moment d'inattention et on se sent très seul. Heureusement qu'à ce moment, je l'étais :)