Melle09

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  • 30 years-old
  • Thursday 28 March 1996
  • Single

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Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Melle09's favorite FMLs

KamekoOo tells us more.

KamekoOo 21

Alors pour les explications : oui je surnomme mon chat Bouboule parce qu'il a une tête parfaitement ronde (et qu'il a tendance à un peu trop manger aussi, mais ça c'est autre chose....), mais il a pas l'air de se plaindre de ce surnom ! Quant à la petite fille elle devait pas être seule, je pense qu'elle se promenait avec sa mère (ou autre) parce que plus loin dans la rue y'avait une femme avec une poussette, j'en ai déduit sur le moment que la petite fille devait être à elle ! Et sinon beh j'ai retrouvé mon chat ^^

Julay22 tells us more.

Julay22 21

Alors Noooon j'ai rien vu (enfin pour ce qui est du devant), il était de dos (heureusement pour mes yeux) face à une glace que j'ai évité de regarder pendant ce court instant et se "coiffait" les CHEVEUX ^^ . A peine rentrée je suis sortie !

Codeine tells us more.

Codeine 14

Elle ne s'est pas servie du fouet ! En fait, ma mère s'est réveillée vers 3h du matin car elle a entendu un bruit. Elle a donc ouvert la porte de ma chambre pour savoir si je dormais encore et a vu mon lit vide. Ayant vu mon portable sur mon bureau, elle n'a pas pu appeller. Elle a donc décidé de m'attendre pour me surprendre quoi (elle a réussi par ailleurs...) et donc je l'ai retrouvée dans ma chambre, le fouet à la main. Quand je suis rentrée j'ai eu les chocottes mais elle ne m'a en aucun cas fouetté. On a discuté une bonne demi heure, elle ne m'a pas trop engeulé, juste fait la morale, c'était largement suffisant ! lol. Et petit PS, je suis une fille, donc non bizarrement, j'ai pas pensé à trouver cela excitant de voir ma mère en chemise de nuit, decoiffée et avec un fouet. Merci de valider... ;)

Astia tells us more.

Astia 53

Effectivement, dans mon coin les trottoirs sont toujours rongés par les voitures qui se garent à moitié dessus, et dès qu'on croise quelqu'un il faut que l'une des deux personnes laisse passer l'autre donc on perd toujours plein de temps. Du coup je préfère marcher sur la route (mais bien au bord évidemment). Alors en soi j'ai eu tort mais je fais toujours attention, le mec dans sa voiture avait l'air particulièrement aigri :)