By TiteMax - 26/06/2013 21:48 - France - Duneau
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
By TiteMax - 26/06/2013 21:48 - France - Duneau
By Anonyme - 27/06/2013 16:11 - France - Garrigues
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By moonyellow - 25/07/2013 12:11 - France - La Faye
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Alors oui j'ai dit oui et je suis devenue toute rouge après 5 ans de vie commune il était temps, j'allais bientôt prendre les choses en mains!:) Mais qu'il me l'ai demandé comme ça je ne m'y attendais pas du tout et qu'il soit prêt à se prendre un beau coup de soleil juste pour ça me montre à quel point il est engagé! Il m'a dit ( en blaguant bien sûr) qu'il allait maintenant découper des lettres et refaire la même chose pour écrire "elle a dit oui!". Merci à tout vos commentaires gentils et à ceux qui ont modérés!:)
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By Fauxgeek - 28/10/2013 11:18 - France - Paris
By Chacha ) 07 - 30/10/2013 08:15 - France - Verny
Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM, alors déjà ce n'est pas mon compte je n'avais pas envie de m'inscrire alors je vous répond avec celui d'une amie. Alors pour l'histoire mon véritable nom est vraiment Fertile pour ceux qui doutent ou qui trouvent cela tiré par les cheveux. Imaginez le nombre de moqueries en étant plus jeune (avec la pub fertiligène par exemple ^^). Bon ensuite par "chance" je ne veux pas d'enfants, ni maintenant, ni plus tard, mais c'est vrai que quand on vous annonce une chose pareil ça fait quand même un choc. Ensuite j'ai pensé que c'était un comble d'avoir un nom pareil pour au final être stérile ! Alors voilà VDM. Mais c'est vrai je n'aurai pas posté sur ce site si cela avait été un drame pour moi (donc si j'avais voulu des enfants). Donc voilà. Et merci pour vos messages de compassion qui m'ont fait plaisir, car malgré le fait que je ne veuille pas d'enfants, au moins certaines personnes ont du coeur, si je puis dire. Car en imaginant que j'ai été une femme qui aurait voulu toute une ribambelle de gosses, les TLBM sont VRAIMENT déplacés. Mais bon il y en a toujours, ils sont inévitables. Très bonne journée à vous tous !