By besoin d'un psy? - 15/03/2010 00:08
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
By besoin d'un psy? - 15/03/2010 00:08
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By marine - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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By TonioBlur - 09/03/2011 09:10 - France
Bonjour a tous, je suis l'auteur de la VDM ! J'avais pas vu que j'avais été publier ! Malgré le fait que l'équipe envoie un mail plutôt sympa quand c'est le cas , j'adore !! Je voulais intervenir juste pour signaler quelque chose que personne ne semble avoir relevé dans les nombreux commentaires type "Fallait pousser etc..." (qui je pense ne sont pas tous humoristiques !) C'est... comment je sais que je suis a 45 km de chez moi, jusqu'à ou et dans quel sens je dois pousser pour sortir de la "zone" ?? ^^ Pour les autres qui me disent "Fallait prendre l'assurance 0km" je suis étudiant et ma voiture est [enfin... était :'( ] une vieille rougne. Donc bon l'assurance ca fait un peu chaud ! Sinon, pour l'anecdote, je me rendais au point de rendez vous d'une sortie a ski a quelques Kms de chez moi. Résultat le bus est partit sans moi, et je ne serais pas remboursé car il fallait prévenir au moins 24h à l'avance... Mais ca ca rentrait pas dans la VDM ! Merci de votre compassion :)
By C. - 24/05/2011 11:54 - Autriche
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By Vite-de-la-pluie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By cesar - 09/11/2011 11:00 - Reserved
By Miam - 12/03/2012 19:01 - France
By marie0910 - 02/06/2012 09:48 - France - Nancy
Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteure de cette vdm. Après avoir dit cette énormité, il y a eu un long moment de silence et le voisin s'est mis à avoir un fou rire. C'est alors que j'ai compris ce que j'avais dit. J'ai donc rectifié en disant qu'il s'agissait d'un trou ... de mémoire. Il a finit par m'ouvrir et m'a remercié pour le fou rire que je lui avais donné !
By kasei - 21/09/2012 21:01 - France
By AéroVictime - 18/10/2012 21:05 - France - Paris
On a pas de bouteilles d'eau à la maison ( parce que bon, l'eau du robinet, elle a le même goût, est moins chère, ne pollue pas avec son emballage en plastique, et puis c'est lourd à porter de la supérette à l'appart' au troisième étage un pack d'eau T.T ). Et autrement, comme pour les repas, le restau, c'est une fois sur deux, et c'était aussi à mon tour de payer n_n'