By Amazone - 02/09/2012 05:04 - Chine - Beijing
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Merci pour tous vos messages de soutien et de critique je suis peut-etre trop crédule, mais c'est parce que je fais confiance aux gens autour de moi, peut-etre à tort, mais cela ramène plus de sourires et de joie que si je doutais de tout. Pour ceux qui tentent de defendre l'indéfendable, le concept d'eau en poudre est vraiment un cas sans espoir Pour ceux qui racontent leurs anecdotes de comment ils ont fait souffrir leur jeunes apprentis, voyez que quand on tombe dans le panneau, c'est vraiment une grosse VDM Bonnes vacances à tous ceux qui en ont la chance, bon courage aux autres ;) Louis
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By sukerichu - 25/12/2008 21:02
Salut, pour info, bien que la VDM commence par "Aujourd'hui", c'est en fait moi qui ai dit cela à ma mère il y a plus de 20 ans. Ca me fait bien rire de voir que certains préconisaient la taloche et d'autres me voyaient déjà futur délinquant. Et bien non, je suis encore bien élevé. Je vis aussi dans un pays où la fessée est interdite par la loi. Vos commentaires moralisateurs me font finalement bien rigoler. Croire que l'avenir d'un enfant dépend de la réponse de ma mère à cette connerie... :)
Salut à tous je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Naturellement cette situation m'a mis dans une position inconfortable. Je croyais m'être complètement planté mais ça à eu tout l'effet contraire (incroyable non) Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire. J'en retiens une leçon : Toujours se relire avant d'envoyer les sms. Bonne suite sur VDM à tous ;-)