By Anonyme - 14/01/2012 16:02 - France
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« L'art, c'est ce qui est beau, ce qui s'inscrit dans la durée, ce qui reste. Ce qui est éternel est beau »Sasori
« Je n'aime ni attendre ni faire attendre » Sasori
«L'art est une chose qui subit les affres du temps avec beauté et grâce» Sasori
"L'amour engendre le sacrifice qui lui même engendre la haine et c'est après que la souffrance entre en jeu." Pain
"la peur mène à la colère, la colère mène à la haine, la haine… mène à la souffrance." Yoda
Voici quelques citations qui me plaisent. Même si tu t'en fou voyeur !
Toi qui visite mon profil sache que je suis derrière toi prêt à te kidnappé sur ma licorne volante et t'emmener en Papouasie du sud afin que tu devienne un esclave ou tu devra manger des ananas salé à longueur de journée pour que les licornes tentaculaire puissent jouir de leur espace sub-saharien. Alors fais gaffe je mord.
Le nombre de miaous que je reçois je les entraîne en chat ninja mangeur d'humain merci.
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bonjour! je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. je ne pensai pas être publiée! Pour explication: nos chambres sont face à face, l'agencement des lits est similaire et c'était la 1ère fois qu'il dormait ici. Après j’avoue qu'il fallait être quand même mal réveillé pour se tromper autant.... Bref grosse frayeur matinale, ça c'est du réveil, bouh! Ma soeur s'est réveillée avec nos cris et a rapidement comprit en trouvant son lit à elle vide. Grosse crise de fou rire générale après les tentatives comiques d'excuses et d'explication du copain qui devait être le plus gêné. Et oui heureusement nos parents n'étaient pas là. Merci pour vos commentaires ils nous ont fait bien rire et on vous rassure quand à ses préférences entre ma soeur et moi -j'en suis la plus rassurée? voila voila! et le petit conseil du jour: dormez la porte fermée quand il y a du monde! bouh!