By gmco - 26/02/2012 13:26 - France
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pour répondre aux "t'est malade, tu reste chez toi" et tout les trucs du même style: je précise que j'était venue travailler car je n'avai pas le choix! je fesai partie d'une équipe de "réserve" qui est là justement pour remplacée les gens absents... conscience professionnelle donc... Après, je ne suis pas folle, je me lavais et désinfectai les mains régulièrement (mais le client ne pouvais pas le savoir) pour éviter les contagions et donc, je n'embrassai pas mes collègues.... Et ce que je n'ai pas pu dire dans la VDM c'est qu'il n'était pas tout seul le client, y'en avai une bonne dizaine qui sont parti quand il m'ont entendu ;)
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C'est un vieux chat qui a l'habitude de faire ses besoin dehors. Mais il a toujours une litiere au cas ou car il devient incontinent. Il a peur des maisons de toilette et son bac est plutot grand. PS : Desolee pour les fautes j'ecris depuis un clavier qwerty que je maitrise mal
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By Diez - 15/10/2011 11:41 - France
Bonsoir! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM (pfiou ça fait bizarre d'écrire ça...). Merci pour la publication et tous les commentaires! Pour rassurer tout le monde: le patient va bien, c'était un très bon chirurgien qui a rattrapé son erreur très rapidement et sans qu'il y ait de conséquences! Mais c'est vrai que sur le coup, quand on entend ce genre de remarque c'est quand même l'angoisse! En tout cas je vois que ce genre de situations en inspire certains! (mention spéciale au pavé de NeoShiki qui m'a vraiment beaucoup fait rire!)