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By Nooooooooooon - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saint-laurent
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You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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See, one of you was right.
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At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
By Nooooooooooon - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saint-laurent
By Kalas62 - 25/05/2012 00:47 - France - Ghyvelde
By zbikarbi - 25/05/2012 06:55 - France
By John - 29/05/2012 09:10 - France
By Anonyme - 03/06/2012 09:50 - France - Lathus
By senemis - 03/06/2012 18:15 - France - Boulogne-billancourt
By Madame de La Serviette - 20/06/2012 21:43 - France
By max2567 - 28/06/2012 15:14 - France - Malakoff
By tonton59700 - 18/07/2012 11:53 - Belgique
By Anonyme - 03/09/2012 17:14 - France - Rennes
By Viroir - 15/09/2012 22:21 - France - Bons
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-aubin-sur-mer
By byby31 - 25/09/2012 00:09 - France - Toulouse
By Anonyme - 27/09/2012 02:59 - Réunion
By Nuggets - 27/09/2012 04:16 - France - Plaisance-du-touch
By arc-en-ciel - 29/09/2012 08:10 - France - Fr
By kathus - 01/10/2012 03:17 - Madagascar - Nosy-be
Je suis l'auteur de la vdm malgache. Grégoire le chauffeur est un homme bon et d'ailleurs comme beaucoup de commentateurs ont souligné c'était réellement un compliment. Je l'ai pris comme tel au final. Le lendemain je mangeais dans sa famille une cuisine traditionnelle succulente. Sur l'instant j'ai ris un peu jaune car je fais 1m82 pour 81kg et donc un imc normal. Bcp d'européens me décrivent en surpoids. Le multiculturalisme et le relativisme sont donc mes meilleurs allies.
By Coma - 01/10/2012 22:01 - France - Champigny-sur-marne
By Anonyme - 09/10/2012 19:23 - France - Belloy-en-france
By boulette - 10/10/2012 21:33 - Espagne - Madrid
#6 quand il est question de survie les femmes savent se montrer très rusées. # 34 et 37, je confirme. Et je finis sa phrase, "si je n'avais rien donné à manger aux moustiques, ils auraient tenté toute la nuit de passer sous le dôme de protection (couverture) " C'est vrai que vu comme ça, ça vaut bien une jambe sacrifiée ...