About Dreyus
Cynical & paradoxically cheery. Eats more than you, works less than you, and accomplishes more with less effort. Thoroughly enjoys it too. Constantly bored though. Probably why I'm now screwed. 'Cept I don't believe in god. Am more truthful than I should be, but I don't trust people. Am brown, thin, abd oddly fit. Switch hitter between heavily bearded with short hair and bald and clean shaven. Perpetually single and don't date. Philisophically inclined and enjoys argueing, pointedly. Come close to dying more times than anyone should (6 at last count). Do the whole Army thing for kicks (part-time) and Neuroscience major (on a whim)) cause of the challenge. Spread out education, mainly sciences though - all fields. Typically hates it though, would rather get my hands dirty. I'd add more. but it already seems pretentious for what is essentially a joke (even if its all true).
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    1%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    2%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    8%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    1%
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