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By quelle vie de merde - 18/05/2008 12:12
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By quelle vie de merde - 18/05/2008 12:12
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By J. Essandre - 29/05/2008 23:53
Haha, ma première VDM validée, enfin... je peux vous assurer que c'est pas un fake... >_< #6 Mat> faites gaffe aux accords, les gens. pas de "ma pauvre", il y a écrit "parti", je suis un mec ! #14 Gordontesos> non mais les larmes c'étaient les miennes hein #12 Cébalot> oui, c'est vrai, on peut voir ça comme ça... d'ailleurs de l'extérieur c'est à la fois marrant et mignon, je suppose. Enfin je suis quand même choqué... tellement sur le cul... je sais pas comment (ré)agir là tout de suite (j'ai surtout envie de lui foutre une baffe)
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By phill - 31/05/2008 17:55
je suis éducatrice auprès du tribunal et mandatée par le juge des enfants pour intervenir lorsque l'enfant est en danger physique ou moral dans sa famille... je connais bien les mécanismes de perversions et suis quotidiennement confrontée a ce type de personnalitè et à des situations similaires... tu est loin d'être le seul mec dans cette situation et crois moi il me semble que tu ai bien compris le sens de ces agissements. ici et comme dans beaucoup de cas, l'enfant est instrumentalisè, il est l'objet de la mère pour maintenir le conflit et pour continuer d'excercer sur toi la manipulation perverse déjà vécu, voilà pourquoi elle a annoncé aussi directement que tu étais son père et que par la suite elle te défend de t'imiscer dans sa vie!!! cette femme jouit probablement de ta perseverence et prend plaisir a te voir plonger dans son piège... en ce qui te concerne en effet tu es coincè car plusieurs pistes te sont ouvertent:la bataille juridique qui ne fait pas partie de ton temperament et qui risque de boulberser le petit alors que tu ne le souhaite pas, soit tu continu de t'acharner mais tu la laisse manipuler les règles du jeu et jamais il n'y aura d'issus possible ou tu laisse tomber et vis avec çaً.... aucune de ses propositions ne te plait et c bien la toute la splendeur d'un tel travail de manipulation pervese... c de réussir a te coincer et t'epuiser psychiquement... j'ai pas de solution miracle mais si tu penses que l'enfant est eduquè dans de bonnes conditions, que son équilibre psy est respecté même par une mère ayant des troubles d'ordre psy visiblement eh bien le mieux est de le laisser grandir dans cet univers stable en espérant qu'un jour de lui même il souhaitera rencontrer son pere biologique! cette histoire a déjà fait couler beaucoup d'encre et on pourrait en dire encore des kilomètres!!!! bon courage a toi.