C'est pas le moment
By Tatoo - 26/01/2009 19:30
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By Tatoo - 26/01/2009 19:30
By NoSpe - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By Failman - 28/01/2009 10:36
By aie - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Hinaa - 30/01/2009 21:12
Je vous annonce que la moule s'appelle Hugues, qu'elle est décédée pas plus tard que l'autre jour xD Depuis c'est le deuil national =_=" En tout cas, on voit que c'est pas à vous que c'est arrivé. VDM, la pauvre moule, elle est mourue, et en plus VDM pour ma famille, parce qu'avec un frère de 8 ans qui commence comme ça... Je prie juste pour qu'il ne nous ramène pas "la vieille voisine qui n'a plus de famille" (merci #29, je vais finir par faire des cauchemars) Et ensuite, je n'ai pas choisi de la faire vivre dans MON aquarium, j'y ai malheureusement été obligée, par mes parents (Eh ouais, à 14 ans on décide pas forcément de l'hébergement d'une moule dans son aquarium (d'eau douce en passant).) En tout cas, j'ai transmis le message, y'a au moins 70 personnes qui trouvent mon frangin mignon, maintenant il a les chevilles plus grosses que le crâne (et c'est pas du gateau =_=").
By Amandine - 30/01/2009 23:30
By drosophile - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By gypso22 - 01/02/2009 21:51
Ma femme n'est pas un boudin, mon boucher n'est pas simplet, c'est juste une coïncidence amusante... LooooL
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By coincoin - 09/06/2008 20:55
Bonjour, pour répondre à quelques réactions : * le futur bébé va très bien, je dois accoucher dans 2 jours... (cette histoire m'est donc arrivée il y a 3 mois) * oui, il s'agissait bien de la bonne voiture lol ! * non, il n'y avait pas de bus pour me rendre à mon travail malheureusement... * non, à 6 mois de grossesse on n'est pas forcément en arrêt (sauf si complications bien entendu). le congés maternité commence à 7,5 mois de grossesse.
By Sonary - 10/06/2008 08:34
By Anonyme - 10/06/2008 12:34
Je vous rassure, je l'ai stoppée net quand elle a pris son portable. Elle a attendu le matin pour téléphoner et m'a expliqué que c'était inconcevable que sa mère ne soit pas la première au courant (et moi alors ?). Heureusement que je suis en bon terme avec la belle-famille, qui est d'ailleurs au courant de tous mes problèmes les plus intimes. Et oui!!! Je ne sors pas avec ma copine, mais avec sa mère!!! (la jeune fille ne s'appelle pas Ludivine)