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By papoula - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By Gillermo - 01/02/2009 23:55
Alors en fait, à l'instant même où j'ai retiré l'orange, il s'est mis à faire 15 000 tours d'aquarium, faisait celui qui pouvait plus respirer en s'affolant à la surface. Et à l'instant où j'ai remis l'orange, il s'est reposé devant comme si de rien n'était... Je vais acheter des oranges que pour lui ! Mais vous affolez pas, depuis il est aussi tombé amoureux de la bouteille de sirop de citron lol
By rhalovely - 02/02/2009 15:06
Alors pour les curieux : l'histoire s'est passée il y a plusieurs années, oui je lui ai retiré son soutien je suis sorti avec pendant 4 mois :-). A l'époque, si j'ai accepté de vivre au dessus de chez ma mère, c'est parce qu'elle se faisait construire une nouvelle maison, cette situation n'a donc pas duré. Et pour les médisants : oui l'immeuble était à ma mère mais je payais quand même un loyer bien qu'avec une ristourne je l'avoue... Mais pourquoi avoir honte : autant en profiter quand on en a l'occasion, avec toutes les merdes qui nous arrivent dans la vie :-). Et sinon oui : j'ai une mère exceptionnelle qui pour une petite bourgeoise en a fait voir des belles à pas mal de mes copines... Et à moi-même ;-) !