BananeJoyeuse

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  • 31 years-old
  • Sunday 16 April 1995
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About Bananejoyeuse

Étudiante en licences de droit français et droits hispaniques ! :)


C'est lorsqu'on perd une personne qu'on se rend compte à quel point elle était importante pour nous.. RIP Lucas, un ange parti trop tôt..

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Work is a 4-letter word

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Bananejoyeuse's favorite FMLs

Gourde tells us more.

Gourde 0

Je ne sais vraiment pas d'où ça m'est venu, parce que mes légumes ne vont jamais ailleurs que dans le frigo ou dans mon assiette ! On va dire que je fais des associations d'idées un peu bizarres...

Jidhé tells us more.

Jidhé 0

1er plantage aux partiels depuis que je suis à la fac. J'ai pas arrêté de bosser et je n'ai fais aucune impasse... Je pense que c'est ça le pire... Oui, effectivement, il y a un système de compensation et de repech mais après un tel échec, ça remet tout en doute ^^

Mounie tells us more.

Mounie 0

C'est moi la baby-sitter. En fait la fillette (et ses trois frères et soeurs !) a des poux depuis deux mois et j'en attrape systématiquement. Le pire, c'est que la mère refuse de les traiter. Je l'ai fait moi-même trois fois, et la mère abandonne car elle trouve que ça coûte cher. Je me suis traitée six fois, plus vinaigre tous les soirs. Je pensais en être débarrassé et j'en ai retrouvé hier. Je lave aussi toute la literie plus bonnets, etc... Ca ne sert à rien puisque les enfants ont toujours des poux. Je suis désespérée. Je vais menacer la mère de démissionner...

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tibo95 0

Je vous rassure, je l'ai stoppée net quand elle a pris son portable. Elle a attendu le matin pour téléphoner et m'a expliqué que c'était inconcevable que sa mère ne soit pas la première au courant (et moi alors ?). Heureusement que je suis en bon terme avec la belle-famille, qui est d'ailleurs au courant de tous mes problèmes les plus intimes. Et oui!!! Je ne sors pas avec ma copine, mais avec sa mère!!! (la jeune fille ne s'appelle pas Ludivine)