Grandis un peu !
By Hannah - 07/08/2015 11:12 - France - Erstein
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Si je peux me permettre de compléter un peu mon histoire... Généralement quand j'entend sa porte je suis déjà à moitié réveillée par mon réveil que j'enclenche toujours..mais comme il m'est déjà arrivé de ne pas l'entendre ou de l'éteindre machinalement, disons que le grincement de la porte me sers de "sonnette d'alarme". Et c'est volontairement que nous ne grinçons pas la porte...
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Coucou tout le monde! C'est moi qui aie posté cette VDM, et je suis en fait la petite fille qui préfère le pain à son papa mais je trouvais ça plus marrant de son point de vue. Pour la petite anecdote, en fait il me donnait un morceau de pain à chaque fois qu'il rentrait le soir, c'est pour ça que lorsqu'il rentrait je réclamais "pain pain" Et le jour où il n'en a pas ramené, je suis restée muette. C'est donc à ce moment qu'il a compris. En tout cas quand j'ai vu que ma VDM avait été publiée, j'ai tout de suite appelé mon papa qui a bien rigolé. Si non, je vous rassure le boulanger n'a fait que vendre le pain ;) et pour ma part j'adore cuisiner mais je n'envisage pas d'en faire mon métier. Pour répondre à certains : #29 : ton commentaire m’a fait bien rire, mon papa m’appelait ventre sur patte quand j’étais petite… #27 je suis contente de voir que je ne suis pas la seule Et malgré que j’aie su dire pain avant papa, je ne l'en aime pas moins.