Heavy relic
By BioHazardD - 31/01/2009 15:21
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By BioHazardD - 31/01/2009 15:21
By horei.hide - 01/02/2009 21:28
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By HaRMo - 15/02/2009 15:53
Haha! J'ai bien ri avec vos commentaires! Alors non je ne suis pas un gros bourge comme certains l'ont supposés, je suis juste un jeune abruti de 18 ans qui a brûlé les 50 derniers euros qu'il a reçu pour noël! Crise ou pas, l'argent ne fait pas le bonheurs mes amis, quoi que vous disiez. J'aurais pu en effet économiser pour acheter le dernier écran plasma ou lecteur DVD fraichement sorti dans les bacs du rayon high tech du Carrefour d'à côté, mais non, ces 50€ auraient sans aucun doute terminés au mieux en Kébab ou en quelques bières un jeudi soir ("Aaaah les jeunes!")! C'est illégal en effet... Arrêtez moi :p! F*ck la consommation (sauf de bières bien sûr... "Tavernier! Une 33!") Be yourself, be happy, PEACE and Gainsbourg PoWa!
By hot_patootie - 19/02/2009 03:01
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By Nini91 - 10/03/2009 16:54
Pour répondre à vos questions, non je n'ai rien fait à mon copain. J'étais descendue préparer des diabolos grenadines, et, en remontant, dans le reflet, j'ai vu cela. J'étais assez choquée. Ca ne m'a pas vraiment fait rire. Il devait surement avoir le cul qui gratte et telle la curiosité des gens, il a reniflé sa main. C'était ignoble, mais encore plus quand j'ai vu qu'il essuyait sa main sur ma couette. En ce moment-même, cette dernière est dans la machine à laver. Ca fait rire, seulement quand ça arrive aux autres ;)
By aktely - 22/03/2013 17:38
By Awno - 26/03/2009 17:50
By notsobad - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By caro - 23/04/2009 12:45
Cela fait plus de deux ans que cette VDM a été publiée, et nous avons toujours des cordons bleus dans le frigo. Il ne lui manque qu'un seul département...