By cerquillecreuse - 12/09/2011 16:55 - France
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By Mirabelle - 21/09/2011 06:34 - France
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By ValNW - 13/10/2011 18:39 - Suisse
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A tous ceux qui pensent que j'avais pris quelque chose d'illégal, NON, c'étaient juste deux pilules homéopathiques tout à fait innocentes que je ne citerai pas sinon je pense que vous ferez tous des rêves bizarres dans pas longtemps! xD Il m'arrive de faire des rêves étranges sans pilules mais la fois ou je les ai prises, c'était plus... Conséquent...
By gelo360 - 14/10/2011 10:34 - France
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pour répondre aux "t'est malade, tu reste chez toi" et tout les trucs du même style: je précise que j'était venue travailler car je n'avai pas le choix! je fesai partie d'une équipe de "réserve" qui est là justement pour remplacée les gens absents... conscience professionnelle donc... Après, je ne suis pas folle, je me lavais et désinfectai les mains régulièrement (mais le client ne pouvais pas le savoir) pour éviter les contagions et donc, je n'embrassai pas mes collègues.... Et ce que je n'ai pas pu dire dans la VDM c'est qu'il n'était pas tout seul le client, y'en avai une bonne dizaine qui sont parti quand il m'ont entendu ;)
By PrettyBoy - 16/10/2011 17:40 - France
By Vinoco - 24/10/2011 04:51 - France
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C'étaient des Caterpillar, des chaussures sauvages qui nécessitent de la poigne si on ne veut pas qu'elles se rebellent une fois au pied. Mais maintenant, j'ai compris la leçon : je ne tire plus mes lacets vers le haut, mais vers le côté ! Comme ça, s'ils cassent, ce n'est pas moi qui prendrai le coup, mais la personne à côté de moi.
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By blahblah - 01/11/2011 19:01 - Suisse
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By Anonyme - 08/11/2011 18:21 - France
Clashé
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By Boulette0911 - 11/12/2011 17:34 - France
C'est qui les boobs, là ?
By Anonyme - 20/12/2011 11:45 - France
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By annececile - 17/01/2012 03:47 - Royaume-Uni
Merci, je déteste !
By Anonyme - 21/01/2012 21:24
et oui xPeluch3, je ne suis pas du genre à fouiller dans le téléphone de mon mec, je voulais juste voir les musique qu'il avait et à aucun moments il m'a dit que cela lui posait problème...