Pas la lumière à tous les étages
By Ananas - 11/04/2016 12:57 - France - Valbonne
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Bonjour à tous. Oui, c'est moi, l'auteur de la VDM ! Bien que ce soit tardif, je vais vous raconter LA suite ! Il se trouve que la fille de ma VDM est dotée d'un sens de l'humour assez... Compliqué, mais bon, elle m'aime aussi et nous sommes maintenant ensemble ! Voilà voilà !
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM :) Alors pour vous expliquer un peu le contexte : ma maman a fait ça pour mes 20 ans. J'ai bien ri en voyant certaines photos et c'est vrai que quand je suis allée dans les toilettes, je ne pensais pas vraiment qu'elle en avait mis une de moi sur le trône... Ça m'a plus faire rire qu'autre chose, parce que j'étais petite et y'a pire comme photo :) et du coup ça m'a pas dérangé d'amener mon copain et mes amis chez moi ! Sinon pour répondre à certains, dans ma chambre c'en était une où j'étais dans mon lit avec pleins de peluches, rien de sexuel ;)
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Bonjour, oui j'ai retrouvé mon chat mais pas ma dignité! j'ai demandé l'âge car l’aboiement avait l'air d'être celui d'un chien assez jeune et comme j'aime les animaux, j'ai demandé... et je ne me moque pas des autistes ! c'est un site de "Vie de Merde" c'est pas le site la" Plus Grosse Blague..."