By Anonyme - 14/11/2011 15:37 - France
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Alors là j'avoue que vous me faites plaisir avec vos réactions, on sent les connaisseurs! Pour le complément d'anecdote, je pense que les deux séquences qui m'ont le plus grillé ont été: 1. Attraper le bout de pain que me tendait le père de ma copine en criant "COUILLERE" (certains avaient visé dans le mille!). 2. Déclarer, avec un naturel déconcertant, que le dessert préparé par la mère de ma copine "ne m'avait pas l'air bien de mise". A bien y réfléchir, je pense que je vais éviter de retourner les voir tant que ma copine ne leur aura pas expliqué la vérité, ce qu'elle se refuse à faire jusqu'ici car "écouter mes parents me reparler de ce repas, c'est trop bon". Mais je l'aime quand même ;-)
C'est moi qui ai posté cette VDM et pour repondre aux questions, non nous avons pas fait l'amour dans une voiture mais étant bourrés, nous avons stupidement arraché l'enseigne d'un restaurant puis avons reposé les lettres arrachées par terre avant de tenter d'escalader un camion pour finir la nuit au poste... mais rassurez vous nous avons payé les conséquences de nos actes ^^