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By DD. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saint-malo
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By DD. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saint-malo
By Étudiant - 02/04/2012 05:50 - France
By margauxweb - 02/04/2012 21:50 - France - Verneuil-sur-seine
By Anonyme - 07/04/2012 21:46 - France - M
By lili-du-92 - 07/04/2012 23:43 - France - Orly
By Anonyme - 08/04/2012 08:01 - France - Cholet
By Anonyme - 08/04/2012 20:52 - France - Gien
By alfonso123 - 09/04/2012 22:53 - Suisse
By arnodb - 10/04/2012 11:10 - Belgique - Macquenoise
By somebody - 10/04/2012 22:27 - France - Rouen
By lolilo78 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Malakoff
By Lony - 13/04/2012 21:38 - France - Marseille
By Alice - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Belgique - Amay
By Julyianne - 15/04/2012 17:50 - France - Rochefort-du-gard
By StresséeDeLaVie - 15/04/2012 21:39 - France - Saclas
By jefaispeur - 16/04/2012 22:30 - France - Grenoble
By Anonyme - 20/04/2012 07:49 - France - Sallanches
By pluchepluche - 20/04/2012 11:18 - Belgique - Enghien
Bonjour, celles (et ceux) qui ne sont pas passé(e)s par là ne peuvent pas comprendre. J'ai souhaité allaiter mon BB même si mon entourage était contre (c'est contraignant.....). Mon mari a respecté mon choix et m'a encouragé dans les moments difficiles. Suite à un problème de tétons, je n'ai pas pu allaiter mon BB directement au sein. La puericultrice de l'hôpital a proposé d'utiliser sur le sein une tétine de biberon et d'allaiter ainsi mon fils. Ca a super bien marché. J'ai tiré mon lait quand j'étais fatiguée et mon mari a pris le relais très vite la nuit. Je n'ai pas pu allaiter aussi longtemps que j'aurai aimé. C'est un sentiment certes contradictoire de se plaindre d'être fatiguées, mais quand on allaite son BB (même avec ma méthode) reste des moments merveilleux. Mon fils a gardé longtemps le souvenir de ces moments partagés à 3 !
By Miami - 20/04/2012 16:05 - France - Bordeaux
By zénith - 20/04/2012 21:42 - France - Toulon
Je ne parlais effectivement pas de "ma femme", étant une femme je ne pense pas que j'utiliserais un jour un terme aussi négatif que "chienne en chaleur" pour désigner une humaine qui serait ma compagne (si j'en avais une). C'est donc bien un chien femelle (celle de ma photo de profil) qui a ses chaleurs à la maison. Le chien des douanes était comme un fou et, non, ils ne font manifestement pas la différence entre une odeur d'appel au sexe (pour eux) et une odeur de drogue. Les douaniers se sont bien marrés quand je leur ai expliqué pourquoi leur chien me sentait, mais ont quand même fouillé mon sac (ce qui ne m'était JAMAIS arrivé avant).